I don't go outside normally. But I have a picture of it so that's close enough right?


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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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Guy on train:  I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:  *turns up music*
Guy:  I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:  *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:  Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:  
Guy:  Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:  Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:  Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:  *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:  Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:  I can make that happen.
Guy:  Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:  And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:  *applauds*
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"I love you" doesn’t mean a fucking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl who makes you feel less dead
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mymodernmet:

Photographer and artist John Poppleton specializes in creating fantastical works of art painted directly on the human body. His Black Light Bodyscapes consist of gorgeous nature scenes painted with fluorescent pigments on the backs of female models, who are then photographed under black light to produce these extraordinary images.
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